THE GHOST NAMED PINKY PINKY

*raises hand* “Ma’am, may I please go to the girls’ bathroom”? I asked, desperately needing to urinate. “Yes, but please hurry up”, Mrs. Krijnauw, my 6th grade English teacher replied. I nervously get up from my seat as I knew that I was taking a big risk by going to the girls’ bathroom unaccompanied by […]

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THE INTERNET HAS DISAPPEARED

Oh my gosh! A disaster has struck … The internet has disappeared. Guys, THE INTERNET IS GONE! What on earth are we going to do? Who’s that idiot that messed with the world’s connectivity?  I bet it’s those aliens from the galaxy next door. They must be canning themselves with laughter at our distress. Ok, […]

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STUDENT

Aaaaaah! Why am I here? Why am I stuck in this stupid hell hole called a university with all these stupid textbooks the teach us things that become invalid once we start working? I’m forced to be here because my worth as an employee is determined by the degree I have from an overpriced tertiary […]

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