Why I Married Myself

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the matrimony between this wonderful lady and herself”, said the preacher as he commenced my self-marriage ceremony. My wedding was attended by the few liberals from my social circle because most of my family and friends thought I was delusional. The elders of my family completely […]

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Aaaaaaah! I’m so excited because I’m well on my way to mastering the awesomest photographic skill that any woman can have, and that is smizing! Yes ladies, let’s all thank the ever-so-beautiful Tyra Banks for giving us this revolutionary method of ensuring that our photographs always look like we’ve stepped out of a Vogue magazine […]

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Worst Break Up Excuses

Love is great when things are going well, but when one party decides that they no longer want to be in the relationship, things can get pretty ugly. I find it weird how people are afraid to tell the truth when they no longer want to be in a relationship. Instead of being honest with […]

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There’s no doubt that dancehall culture is electrifying and energetic. It’s probably because it’s intensity, especially when it comes to dance and the rhythmic elements of music, is raw and untainted. Here in Southern Africa, reggae and dancehall culture is mostly underground, drawing in people from South Africa to Malawi. Leading the movement in this […]