I was 14 years old when I woke up one morning with a severing pain in my abdomen. I also felt like throwing up and I was sweating profusely. I didn’t understand what was going on until I got out of bed and ran to the bathroom because I was about to vomit. And there […]Read more "MENSTRUATION: AN ALL-WOMAN EXPERIENCE"
*raises hand* “Ma’am, may I please go to the girls’ bathroom”? I asked, desperately needing to urinate. “Yes, but please hurry up”, Mrs. Krijnauw replied. I nervously get up from my seat as I knew that I was taking a big risk by going to the girls’ bathroom unaccompanied by a friend. I stand outside […]Read more "THE GHOST NAMED PINKY PINKY"
Oh my gosh! A disaster has struck … The internet has disappeared. Guys, THE INTERNET IS GONE! What on earth are we going to do? Who’s that idiot that messed with the world’s connectivity? I bet it’s those aliens from the galaxy next door. They must be canning themselves with laughter at our distress. Ok, […]Read more "THE INTERNET HAS DISAPPEARED"
“I’m happily married to Dylan, and we have two beautiful children. He’s a good man and a very good husband and father. As a husband, he does all the right things; he’s committed, he loves me and gives me compliments every now and again. The problem is that I’m very bored with our marriage. I […]Read more "WHY PEOPLE CHEAT ON THEIR PARTNERS"
Aaaaaah! Why am I here? Why am I stuck in this stupid hell hole called a university with all these stupid textbooks the teach us things that become invalid once we start working? I’m forced to be here because my worth as an employee is determined by the degree I have from an overpriced tertiary […]Read more "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STUDENT"
The year is 2080 and I am a superhero fighting in the war against the outer space monsters to save the world from total destruction. The weapon I have is the size of a modern day smartphone, and I decided to put my weapon in my handbag. I see the enemy approaching me, and I […]Read more "LIFEHACK: MINIMIZE THE NEED FOR A HANDBAG"
Dear Staff I’m finding it quite confusing that I have to send out an email of this nature to mature adults. Surely housekeeping in the workplace shouldn’t be an issue, but it is. So, as from today, please abide the below rules regarding housekeeping: If you happen to mess while making hot beverages or preparing […]Read more "RE: DISCUSSING HOUSEKEEPING AT THE OFFICE"